What are Dirty Blondies? 

Dirty Blondies are handmade blondies…kind of like brownies, but without the chocolate. I like to explain them as a cookie cup! They are filled and topped with your favorite candies, nuts, and other confections. Dirty Blondies have an irresistible dense, moist (sorry) and chewy center with a slightly crunchy exterior.

Why are they called Dirty Blondies?

The base of every Dirty Blondie is a decadent browned butter batter, giving the batter a slightly dirty look. Add in the fact that I’m a dirty blonde — and the name just fits!

Where can I buy Dirty Blondies? 

Right here! Feel free to place an order online, and I will ship them to you.

If you wanna come find me, I’m always doing pop ups the New England area at breweries, farmer's markets, boutiques, etc. If you subscribe to my emails (scroll to the bottom of the page and enter your email!), you’ll be the first to know about upcoming events.

Otherwise, I always keep my Instagram updated, so feel free to follow me there!

Do you take custom orders?

Yes!! For orders of 4 dozen or more, with at least one week notice, I’d be happy to create custom Dirty Blondies for you. Maybe you want different colored sprinkles, or have a brand new flavor idea.

Feel free to contact me and we can make it happen.

How are Dirty Blondies best served?

You can eat Dirty Blondies straight from the package! However, to get the delicious gooey, melty center that we all know and love, I highly recommend putting in the microwave for 10-12 seconds!

How should I store my Dirty Blondies?

Dirty Blondies are best when stored at room temperature. They will remain fresh, when kept in their sealed bag for about 10 days, though I doubt they’ll last that long!

Once you tear the bag’s seal, they’re freshest if eaten immediately, or within two days.

I saw your address in Somerville, MA, do you have a retail location?

Ah, you’ve found me! This location is a shared commercial kitchen space where all of the Dirty Blondie baking magic happens. However, this is not a store-front, so if you show up, you’ll be disappointed!

If you’re jonesing for some blondie goodness, feel free to place an order online and I’ll ship them to you!

You can also track me down on Instagram. My posts will let you know about any upcoming events.

What are the shipping times?

All orders placed through this website will be shipped within 3 business days of receiving the order, via 2 or 3 day USPS priority shipping. This means orders will take around 5-6 business days to receive after ordering (for those of you closer to Boston, shipping times may be shorter).

Once I ship your Dirty Blondies, you’ll get a tracking number via email. It may take up to 24 hours for the tracking number to be updated by USPS.

Please be patient! I’m a one woman show and will always do my best to meet these standards. On the rare occasion that shipping will exceed the times I’ve listed here, I will let you know immediately and work with you to make sure you get what you need!

How much does shipping cost?

All shipping costs are flat rate based on the quantity of Dirty Blondies you’re ordering, and increase for each additional 1-2 dozen.

1-2 dozen = $10

3-4 dozen = $15

5-6 dozen = $20

7-8 dozen = $25

9-10 dozen = $30

If you’re interested in placing a large order (10+ dozen) and want to discuss shipping costs, please feel free to contact me and I’d be happy to work with you!

What if my order doesn’t show up?

I will do everything in my power to make sure you get your Dirty Blondies! If you did not receive your package, and USPS is showing the package was delivered, please contact USPS immediately. USPS Drivers only leave a package at a recipient's door, or other secure location, if the driver believes it’s safe and reasonable.

If the address you provided was incorrect, and this led to USPS not delivering your package, unfortunately I cannot send a replacement. You will have to place another order.

*Please double and triple check the delivery address on your order*

If you’re sending as a gift (you’re so sweet!), I highly recommend you notify the recipient that something special is headed their way before the delivery date so they are aware of the delivery.

Finally, I cannot be responsible for theft or damage to packages left outdoors resulting from a delivery where no one is able to receive the package. I cannot be responsible if a package cannot be delivered or is delayed in delivery due to an order placed with incomplete or incorrect shipping information. Refunds may not be given for shipping delays caused by inclement weather, package refusal, and/or incomplete or incorrect delivery address

Can I return or exchange my order?

I hope you’re not unhappy with any order you place here! Unfortunately all orders are final and non-refundable. Since Dirty Blondies are a food product, I cannot accept returns or exchanges. I cannot offer refunds or exchanges based on a customer flavor preference.

If something has gone terribly wrong, please contact me and we’ll figure out a resolution!

I’m sending Dirty Blondies as a gift, can I request a special message to be included with my order?

Totally! During checkout, you’ll have the option to add a gift message.

Can I buy a Dirty Blondies gift certificate?

Yes! Gift certificates are available here. You may send a gift certificate digitally to the gift recipient’s email address or to your own email address. The email will contain a code which can be used to purchase on my site. Gift certificates never expire.

Where can I find ingredient and allergy information?

Here you go!

Do you make allergy-friendly products?

At the moment, all Dirty Blondies contain milk, eggs, wheat, as well as other allergens where listed. However, I'm constantly recipe-testing to develop Dirty Blondies that everyone can enjoy! 

I'm actively working on gluten-free Dirty Blondies, and hope to share them with you soon.

Feel free to reach out to me if you have any specific requests and I’ll do my best to accommodate them.